Banter Thread

trickydicky · 23-02-2011, 05:59 PM

Well after quite a few theads been hijacked with banter (yes by me too)

I thought it a good idea to start one here .

Mark are you out of your pyjamas yet??....must be nice lounging around all day spending all your paypal money on koi etc

Shevyrabbit · 23-02-2011, 06:02 PM

He is still looking for my cheap koi on ebay lol

markf1fan · 23-02-2011, 06:10 PM

if you want Banter, i can give you banter lol. in fact i have been in my shed getting my model boats ready for the racing season. been up in the bathroom with one trying to find out why it gets water in the back hatch where the radio gear goes so as for the pyjamas im not in them yet. that will be when i go to bed with the lap top later tonight lol.

markf1fan · 23-02-2011, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Shevyrabbit

He is still looking for my cheap koi on ebay lol

oh and as for buying cheap koi i dont buy cheap koi lol. i buy good koi at a cheap price lol.

Shevyrabbit · 23-02-2011, 06:13 PM

Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well-known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang. So she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw leery, leery fass to odder side of loom.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw leery, leery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your plobrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease... Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates!'
Much distressed, the woman asked anxiously: 'Oh my God, Dr.Chang! What exactly is Ed Zachary Disease?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied:
'Ed Zachary Disease, that is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.'

trickydicky · 23-02-2011, 06:13 PM

WATER IN YOUR BACK HATCH AND TAKING YOUR LAPTOP TO BED ?

trickydicky · 23-02-2011, 06:15 PM

Pmsl.....i Wonder How Many Pages Of This We Can Do....

Shevyrabbit · 23-02-2011, 06:23 PM

Hi Mark
Don't get me wrong I respect that you know a lot more than me in the koi dept and I know you dont buy cheap koi but I am new and looking to try and grow some on as my little babys and love the koi you posted but they must start someware. so I have some small good looking and would like to get some green and blue koi I have seen them on the net but would like them about 2" to 3" as they will be a lot cheaper and more enjoyment for me to grow on for my big pond.

Shevy

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Originally Posted by markf1fan

oh and as for buying cheap koi i dont buy cheap koi lol. i buy good koi at a cheap price lol.

trickydicky · 23-02-2011, 06:26 PM

GREEN???? might be a tench youv seen

Mark does buy cheap koi and imports em from Ebayongolia

PMSL

markf1fan · 23-02-2011, 06:28 PM

thats cool mate, the only prob with buying koi at this size is you really have no idea how they will or could turn out. all i can say is only you know what colours and what fish you like, its very hard for some one to pick koi and say to by this one as when you see its you may not like what that person likes. to be honest even i have fish now that i look at and think mmmm might get rid of that one soon lol. its all about learning how to pick and notice a good koi. i must admit that not even i thought i would pay £600 for a koi and it is my first at that price. mark