[ogawa only]

well as you might have noticed we've been inundated ith spamers , and sometimes its werth a laugh , ive had a pm from one asking why we keep removeing them and calling me all the names under the sun ... i think

mark can join in here .... now when we ban a member , a message is displayed to them telling them why they have been banned , which we have to wright !! so come up with something funny , as until col updates the site we're gonna be doing alot of spam removal , so lets make it fun

my last message to a spammer was :: f**k **F your banned
and the other day after being banned a member tried all day to post a spam thread !! so i thought i'd send him/her a message via an infraction ,
1st infaction ::: your banned are you stupid
2nd infaction ::: are you that dumb
3rd infaction :: are you retarded , i banned you 10hours ago

so lets have some funny messages to pass on

[flipp]

How about this one.

Warning!
Your input has been identified as malicious spam.
By opening this message you have accepted a 'Wipedisk' command.
The contents of your hard drive will self delete in :- 7 DAYS.
Please back up important files now.

[fastmover]

hi guys

i hate to say this that the posts of spam are a BOT not a real person

basic the version of vbulletin we are useing is a tad holey

steve ring me m8y we need a chat

[double doitsu]

just send them some link to a gay web site or something

[koimaster]

by posting junk treads on extremekoi you have just got yourself banned how clever was that......
if you look abit more closer in with the ban is a trojan called trojan Zlob.G which is tracking every key typed by you and every page you go on.
soon one of the extremekoi admin will hack your computer and wipe it clean.
p.s we have your ip address ....oh and have a nice day

[nishikiboy]

Originally Posted by koimaster

by posting junk treads on extremekoi you have just got yourself banned how clever was that......
if you look abit more closer in with the ban is a trojan called trojan Zlob.G which is tracking every key typed by you and every page you go on.
soon one of the extremekoi admin will hack your computer and wipe it clean.
p.s we have your ip address ....oh and have a nice day

Yeahhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AnTdvFPYgys

" we all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine .............. ! "
Sing up chaps !!!
Koimaster and Extreme 1 - Tosser spammers 0 !!!!!!!!
Peter

[nishikiboy]

Originally Posted by double doitsu

just send them some link to a gay web site or something

They'll probably enjoy that !

Look in the dictionary:
" spammer = moron
moron = adult with the mentality of a 12 yr old or less !!! "

[flipp]

[koimaster]

pmwl chap thats a goodun