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Old 26-11-2008, 10:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The One Eyed Monster ! 'a true fairy story by all of us '

Everyone must write a paragraph ! and lets see where it goes.....but do not mention the one eyed monster !!!

Let's begin......People came from miles, everyone he ever knew was there, his sister,uncle, friend from the factory, even the girl he had his eye on. He really wanted to be her boyfriend so much it hurt.......
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but yet he could not pluck up the courage to ask.
so he drank and then drank some more then desided to join the army to try and get her out of his mind.
his mum and dad where really upset that he was going to join up they disowned him until he changed his mind
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.... he decided to join a circus instead,he had a head for heights and so he would become a trapeze artist. But the day before he got his brand new pink frilled spandex catsuit, he started to.....
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get nose bleeds when climbing the ladder up to the rope. later on in the week he was found talking to a monkey and people worried about if he was sane or not so they booked him a meeting to see flipps matron to see if she could help out lol
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..flipp's matron was fond of spandex and offered to buy the monkey a pink one. The monkey was not happy at being booked to appear in a fetish clubs christmas pantomine so ran away to sea..
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...but being a monkey he failed to notice a basic flaw in his plan to visit far flung places.
He had stowed away on a cross channel ferry.
He was soon unceremoniously dumped back at Dover where matron, pink tutu in hand was waiting.

A short struggle ensued...
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''Get the monkey'' shouted the the sergeant but it was too late, matron had wrestled the monkey to the floor and had it in an armlock , she was sitting on top completely covering the monkey and trying to get the suit on when the organ grinder appeared as if from thin air shouting as loud as he could ''ave you seen him ? i'm going to spank my monkey so hard , he's a bad boy !!.''. Matron looked as if she was going to....
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...hand the monkey over,
but instead turned on the organ grinder and roared (as only matron can) "How dare you spank your monkey in public, you're not fit to keep animals I'm reporting you to the RSPCA
and hand over that visually impaired snake sticking out of your pocket, you're throttling it!"
The organ grinder...
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Red face My friend Flipp !


Flipp is a man of wit,
on his shirt he has some ........ buttons !

As Flipp was walking by St. Pauls,
a woman grabbed him, by the ... arm !

she said , you look a man of pluck,
come inside, and have a ............ cup of tea !

it may be sixpence, it may be a bob,
it all depends on the size of your..... your cup of tea !


The moral of the story is a simple one,

when spanking the monkey, take care,
or like Flipp you'll end in great despair,

tending your koi with a white cane,
not seeing them, it's such a shame,

Matron warned, he would go blind,
but the lady at St. Pauls had been so kind,

he wakes Matron up, nearly every night,
spanking monkey, for his own delight !

now Matron's had to buy herself a toy !
Flipp's been at it since he was a boy !

so stop it NOW lads before you also come to grief,
and end up like Flipp, with slant eyes and buck teeth !

Guess who ???
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'Guess who'?

Ummm let me see, no don't tell me......NISHIKIBOY!

(nosmo have a word mate he's broken the rules you said only one paragraph)
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