flipp

OK been to the dentist, got a new set of teef.

Been to the optitions, fixed me eyes.

Bought some new batteries for matrons toy


Thanks for the loan of the teef an white stick nishikiboy.
Do you want them back now?



Right where were we?
Now do try to keep up Peter, this is a nosmo story line where anyone can add a PARAGRAPH OF WITTY NONSENSE, it's not a lets flame flipp thread (although you may want to start one) LOL


Back to the plot

...hand the monkey over,
but instead turned on the organ grinder and roared (as only matron can) "How dare you spank your monkey in public, you're not fit to keep animals I'm reporting you to the RSPCA
and hand over that visually impaired snake sticking out of your pocket, you're throttling it!"
The organ grinder...

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double doitsu

...at the fright of matrons loud voice the monkey jumped in the air and sprinted to the exit where a rspca officer was standing with a

nishikiboy

Hee !!! heee !!!! No you keep 'em mate I don't need them anymore as you know, besides which, where have you had my " teef " ?
Don't answer that, I don't want to know !
I liked my rhymes better ! I don't want to play this if I can't do my rhymes,
I'm taking my toys home !
Peter.

nosmo

Peter liked his rhymes better
So didn't want to play
Nosmo's thread got hijacked
And his wife did hear him say

''Peter threw his rattle out
Flipp's got his 'teef' and stick
And new batteries for matron
For her imitation ***k

So its back to the thread at last
This is the story so far
The monkey dashed for the exit
And the officer stood to bar......



...the way but the monkey was so quick and agile it sprang off the rspca officer into a triple somersault with half pike which got it three tens and a 'SEVEN' and dashed between matrons legs and jumped behind the wheel of a car that was left running outside and was last seen....

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double doitsu

on a cctv camera,head towards toys r us with a large objects shaped like a ........

ogawa only

gun , while minding his bag of goodies , he didn't practice his green cross code , and got ploughed down by a polish driver , doing agency work for tesco

koimaster

the polish driver shouted out the window every little helps.......
as he heard the little monkeys yelp's
along came the road wars film crew to shoot this awful mess,
so that the genral public could see this monkey in a dress.

nosmo

Everyone drank so much at the monkeys funeral that nobody saw what happened next !!. The boy who had his eye on the girl was paralytic and started to sing a song about a pet you can keep in your pocket, and matron, lunged at the boy and knocked over all the.........

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koimaster

little blue pills lol which then cause poor old peter to swollow one in which he could not get rid of his..........

ogawa only

COLD , which made matron very unhappy to which she replied you eat those things like smarties