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20-12-2008, 07:25 PM
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20-12-2008, 07:39 PM
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28-12-2008, 01:03 PM
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keeping with the theme of the site:
Why did the fish leave a false name?
Because he wanted to be Koi.
Did you hear about the happy Kohaku?
He was HI on life.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
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Why did the Koi get fat?
Because his scales were broken.
How does the brown Koi like his food?
Cha-Grilled.
Why did the female Shusui always go for the tri coloured Koi?
Because they could always Show-a, a good time.
What did the Terminator koi say to the other Koi?
I'll be Bekko.
What do you call a slippery news reporter?
Koi-respondent.
What do you get if you cross a Wolf with a Koi?
A Koiotie.
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What do you call a koi who performs magic?
Magikarp.
What do female koi call a handsome tosai male koi?
A koi-toy!
What did the male koi say to the female koi?
I'll showa mine if you showa yours!
What travels down a river at 100 mph?
A Motor-Pike And Side-Carp!
A koi walks in to a libary and says have you got any books on suicide?
The owner said we used to but they never seem to come back
What would Captain Cook say to a Koi?
A-kio there !!
Two fish in a tank one says to the other one
“how do you drive this thing” | |
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28-12-2008, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by flipp  | i posted the first sprout game on another forum and got hated for it. if they can't see the funny side of a bit of childish humour then ****em.  I love it and i might even post the second game there as well. 
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29-12-2008, 02:22 AM
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Nosmo
Post it and be dammed. As I approach middle age (ehem) I am secure in the knowledge that the older we get the more (childish) we can get away with 
I quite like sprouts myself 
Mark. Where did you get those crackers from?
Got this image of you collecting all the naff jokes at Christmas dinner just to share with us
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11-01-2009, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by flipp I'll try a little tiny naughty one and see what happens
This bloke is always failing to turn up for work and phones his boss.
"I won't be in today, I'm sick".
The boss has had enough of these lame excuses and shout back angrily,
"OK JUST HOW SICK ARE YOU"?
The bloke replies, "I'm in bed with my sister" | Must be a Devon thing !!!
only joking guys ........ wish I'd not put that now !!!!!
but it was funny !!!! so I guess it will have to stay !!! pmwl !
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11-01-2009, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by flipp | Sh.t ! for a minute I thought that was from my ex wife !
my heart missed a beat !
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11-01-2009, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by koimaster keeping with the theme of the site:
Why did the fish leave a false name?
Because he wanted to be Koi.
Did you hear about the happy Kohaku?
He was HI on life.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
.
Why did the Koi get fat?
Because his scales were broken.
How does the brown Koi like his food?
Cha-Grilled.
Why did the female Shusui always go for the tri coloured Koi?
Because they could always Show-a, a good time.
What did the Terminator koi say to the other Koi?
I'll be Bekko.
What do you call a slippery news reporter?
Koi-respondent.
What do you get if you cross a Wolf with a Koi?
A Koiotie.
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What do you call a koi who performs magic?
Magikarp.
What do female koi call a handsome tosai male koi?
A koi-toy!
What did the male koi say to the female koi?
I'll showa mine if you showa yours!
What travels down a river at 100 mph?
A Motor-Pike And Side-Carp!
A koi walks in to a libary and says have you got any books on suicide?
The owner said we used to but they never seem to come back
What would Captain Cook say to a Koi?
A-kio there !!
Two fish in a tank one says to the other one
“how do you drive this thing” | Well I think they are quite good Flipp !
Where was I when these all went on ?
Oh they were over Christmas / New Year .........I was busy .... gf was here !
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11-01-2009, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by nosmo i posted the first sprout game on another forum and got hated for it. if they can't see the funny side of a bit of childish humour then ****em. I love it and i might even post the second game there as well. | PMWL !!!! that was funny !!!
there's some good stuff on here,
I'm beginning to wish I'd sent gf home now !!!
maybe NOT ! thinking back .............. heee !!! heee !!!!
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