Whoa ! I'm not been drawn into that one ! .... I can upset enough people all on my own !
I was out and about the other day and a nice lady remarked:
" how beautiful the Heron looked on the shore ! "
I did a jolly good mime of loading both barrels of a 12 bore pulling it into my shoulder and then sound effects for the 2 bangs !!!
She was NOT amused !
Then typical me, couldn't walk away !
I felt I HAD to say to her that Herons were vermin !
and not only did they eat wild fish , they also eat goldfish and Koi !
and so should be shot !!!!
She went ballistic ! saying what a thing of beauty they were ......
I said " so are my Koi ! and cost a lot of money too ! "
turned out she was the president of this and that local Ornithology Society and Twitchers Club and donates to the RSPCA etc etc etc !!!
She said I was a nasty cruel selfish man, thinking only of my Koi !!!
At one time she threatened to spear me with the spike of her shooting stick !
I was tempted to point out her seat was designed solely for people to sit on whilst waiting to shoot birds and other wildlife !! ............
BUT you know me ......... never one for upsetting people eh ?
Peter.
