The only thing NOT real about Prada is the prices !!!
Can you not still be hanged for cattle rustling ?
you can't shoot a cow by MISTAKE !!!! pmwl f.f.s !!!
just 20 minutes north of here in Cumbria they steal sheep and the odd cows by the cattle wagon load and run them into Scotland to sell !
a farmer friend once said to me quite seriously he would shoot to kill if he caught them backed up to one of his gateways,
and bury the blokes on his land !!!
when I said about hanging in the old days,
he just said why waste good rope !!!
Someone I know, every year steals a tennis net or two and nets the river at spawning time for Salmon, behind his house.
I used to buy 6 at a time, and the local pub / restaurant owned by my mate's Dad quite blatantly put on his menu and specials blackboard:
" local poached Salmon ! " when anyone remarked, he just laughed and said, they can have it grilled if they want !!!
There's silly buggers pay £thousands to fish 100yds further upstream,
and they can't understand why they can see them jumping the waterfall at one side of his house, BUT can never catch any at the other side of his house !!
When I was married, my Mrs came in all upset as she had run over a deer on the nearby road, I shot out of the house in my car and rang my Dad who set off from the other direction ........... we nearly ran into each other !
I rang the Mrs from my mobile and said tell me where again .........
she said " it's ok it's not hurt it's dead ! 2 men in a van stopped and said it's ok love you get on yer way and we'll just put it over the wall !!! and she had believed them !!!
I made her promise if there was a next time to stay there and ring me or my DAD !!! .......... NO VENISON THAT WEEK !!! Grrr !
Peter.
