Peter liked his rhymes better
So didn't want to play
Nosmo's thread got hijacked
And his wife did hear him say
''Peter threw his rattle out
Flipp's got his 'teef' and stick
And new batteries for matron
For her imitation ***k
So its back to the thread at last
This is the story so far
The monkey dashed for the exit
And the officer stood to bar......
...the way but the monkey was so quick and agile it sprang off the rspca officer into a triple somersault with half pike which got it three tens and a 'SEVEN' and dashed between matrons legs and jumped behind the wheel of a car that was left running outside and was last seen....