OK been to the dentist, got a new set of teef.
Been to the optitions, fixed me eyes.
Bought some new batteries for matrons toy
Thanks for the loan of the teef an white stick nishikiboy.
Do you want them back now?
Right where were we?
Now do try to keep up Peter, this is a nosmo story line where anyone can add a PARAGRAPH OF WITTY NONSENSE, it's not a lets flame flipp thread (although you may want to start one) LOL
Back to the plot
...hand the monkey over,
but instead turned on the organ grinder and roared (as only matron can) "How dare you spank your monkey in public, you're not fit to keep animals I'm reporting you to the RSPCA
and hand over that visually impaired snake sticking out of your pocket, you're throttling it!"
The organ grinder...