Flipp is a man of wit,
on his shirt he has some ........ buttons !
As Flipp was walking by St. Pauls,
a woman grabbed him, by the ... arm !
she said , you look a man of pluck,
come inside, and have a ............ cup of tea !
it may be sixpence, it may be a bob,
it all depends on the size of your..... your cup of tea !
The moral of the story is a simple one,
when spanking the monkey, take care,
or like Flipp you'll end in great despair,
tending your koi with a white cane,
not seeing them, it's such a shame,
Matron warned, he would go blind,
but the lady at St. Pauls had been so kind,
he wakes Matron up, nearly every night,
spanking monkey, for his own delight !
now Matron's had to buy herself a toy !
Flipp's been at it since he was a boy !
so stop it NOW lads before you also come to grief,
and end up like Flipp, with slant eyes and buck teeth !
Guess who ???
